Seasonal Guides

The astrological new year kicks off on March 20, 2026, when the Sun marches into Aries and the spring equinox resets the cosmic clock. And this year? Aries season is not messing around. We’re not dealing with your standard “fresh start energy” here. Saturn settled into Aries on February 13. Neptune is already swimming through the Ram’s territory. Venus has been flirting in Aries since March 6. And Mars, Aries’ ruling planet, is gearing up for its own homecoming in April. ...

Scorpio Season Survival Guide 2026: How Not to Get Emotionally Murdered Welcome to Scorpio season, where everyone suddenly thinks they’re a detective and your deepest secrets are about as safe as a celebrity’s DMs. If you’ve ever wondered why October through November feels like living in a psychological thriller directed by someone with trust issues, congratulations—you’ve discovered Scorpio energy. Whether you’re a Scorpio yourself (in which case, we see you lurking), dating one (thoughts and prayers), or just trying to survive the next few weeks without having your entire personality psychoanalyzed by someone who claims they “just have good intuition,” this guide is for you. ...