
The Brutally Honest Guide to Dating a Gemini
Dating a Gemini means signing up for a relationship where boredom is physically impossible, plans change every 47 minutes, and your partner somehow has three different opinions about dinner before you’ve even opened the menu. If you thought you were dating one person, surprise: there are at least two in there, and they don’t always agree with each other. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, which explains why your Gemini partner can talk for four hours straight about quantum physics, pivot to ranking every Pixar movie, and then ask you a deeply personal question that makes you wonder if they’ve been secretly studying psychology. They’re not scattered. They’re just operating on a frequency most people can’t keep up with. ...