Transits

The last quarter moon in Capricorn is about releasing the responsibilities, habits, and emotional dead weight that make you look functional while quietly making your life worse. This is not the glamorous moon phase. Nobody lights a candle, whispers about abundance, and suddenly becomes a better adult because the Capricorn moon said so. The last quarter moon is the audit. Capricorn just happens to be the sign least interested in your excuses. ...

Moon opposite Jupiter feels dramatic because your emotional volume is turned up, your self-control gets a little slippery, and every tiny situation suddenly feels like it deserves a speech. If people around you seem extra sensitive, extra hungry, extra defensive, extra generous, or extra committed to making a medium-sized issue feel historic, welcome to Moon opposite Jupiter. This transit is not subtle. It takes ordinary feelings and puts them on stage under very flattering lighting. Sometimes that creates honesty and warmth. Sometimes it creates chaos wearing lip gloss. ...

This week feels intense because Mars is stirring Uranus, and that combination turns ordinary life into a group chat full of bad timing, sharp reactions, and decisions made at 92 miles per hour. If your patience has vanished, your schedule feels weirdly unstable, and everyone around you seems one inconvenience away from saying something unhinged, you are not imagining it. This is classic Mars-Uranus weather. It is fast, disruptive, reactive, and impossible to ignore. The vibe is not soft reflection. The vibe is “I changed my mind, my plans, and my personality in the last ten minutes.” ...

Saturn sextile Pluto on March 28, 2026 is the cosmic equivalent of your boss finally saying something so ridiculous that you mentally draft your resignation letter before they finish talking. This isn’t just another planetary transit—it’s the universe handing you a permission slip to completely restructure your life, and honey, people are taking full advantage. If you’ve been feeling an inexplicable urge to throw your current routine out the window and start over, you can thank Saturn in Aries making a supportive angle to Pluto in Aquarius. Both planets are sitting at 5 degrees, creating what astrologers are calling “the quiet exit” energy. It’s not dramatic rebellion—it’s strategic revolution. ...